kristaphone

I recently went to Mexico, a trip during which I, ahem, may or may not have gone into on of those pharmacies that sells stuff over-the-counter which typically requires a prescription, and left not with Viagra (which is in serious abundance) but with Latisse, which purportedly either lengthens and thickens your eyelashes or makes your eyeballs fall out, depending on who you ask.

This is a (dark, oops) before picture. I’ve been applying this goo to my eyelids like eyeliner for 5 nights now and will continue to document. So far, the side-effects of darkening irises and mottled eyelid skin have not occurred, knock wood.